At the English lesson:
— Who’s on duty today?
— Lidiya Ivanovna, why don’t you just ask somebody to clean the blackboard? That stupid question uzhe vsem ostoebenil
— Petrov, be simplier and people k tebe potyanutsya
— What?
— Huj v rot. Dosku vytri. Is that better?
— Yep, that’s better, donnerwetter!